Dirty Mike and the Boys

laura.. 23 year old hag

October 1, 2014 10:54 am

st4rryni9ht:

me reelin’ in yo gurl like

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September 30, 2014 11:49 pm
"Be careful who you vent to."

Realest shit I’ve heard all morning. (via corivicious)

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11:46 pm

potterbird:

"I’m just gonna ask you 73 questions in an unreasonably short amount of time.”

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11:43 pm

fuckindiva:

If anything in this life is certain, if history has taught us anything, it is that you can kill anyone.

The Godfather: Part II (1974)

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6:24 pm
"But I guess ultimately what scares me about marriage is where do you find this person? You know a lot of times, most successful relationships, people meet through work, school, mutual friends. But what’s most interesting to me is when people just meet in life, just randomly. You know, I have a friend, he got married, I asked him like “Hey, uh, where’d you meet your wife?” He was like “I was leaving Bed, Bath & Beyond. I was looking for my car - I drive a gray Prius. I saw a different gray Prius, I thought it was mine, I walked up to it, I realized I had the wrong car, but I bumped into Carol, we started talking, that was that”. That’s unbelievable. Think about all the random factors that had to come together to make this one moment possible - this one moment that changed these two people’s entire lives: First off, this guy has to live in this particular town. Then he has to get a gray Prius. Then he has to need to go to Bed, Bath & Beyond. Then he has to go to that particular Bed, Bath & Beyond. Then there has to be another guy who also lives in town, also drives a gray Prius, also needs to go to Bed, Bath & Beyond, also goes to that particular Bed, Bath & Beyond at around the same time. Then they have to both park somewhat near each other, my friend has to leave before the other guy leaves, see the wrong Prius, think it’s his, walk up to it. Then the woman, Carol, needs to be near the wrong gray Prius for a million other random reasons. They bump into each other, they start talking, their entire lives are changed. That’s the most amazing and terrifying thing about life. It is, cause the amazing thing is that at any moment, any one of us can have that moment that totally changes our lives. You could be leaving the show tonight, bump into someone… it could change your life. You don’t know, that could happen. The terrifying thing is… what if we’re all supposed to be at Bed Bath & Beyond right now?"

Aziz Ansari, Buried Alive  (via punksokka)

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6:23 pm
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  • Wild World
  • By: Cat Stevens
  • 16,203 Plays

fauxsmulder:

pickinguptheshattered:

"Wild World" by Cat Stevens

But if you wanna leave, take good care
I hope you make a lot of nice friends out there
But just remember there’s a lot of bad and beware

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4:26 pm September 26, 2014 12:02 am September 25, 2014 11:59 pm
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  • All the Things She Said
  • By: t.A.T.u
  • 200 Km/h In The Wrong Lane
  • 21,071 Plays

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11:52 pm 11:50 pm 11:50 pm 6:59 am September 21, 2014 11:25 pm

thehealthylifechange:

colormesylverwoodandglass:

steelcorefintess:

happyfreshfit:

no-theotherblackguy:

pathwalker:

the handstand abs guy

u guys need to fuckin stop

this is too much hahah

i dont even know whats right anymore 

this might be the best thing I’ve seen in awhile

HAHAHA

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11:25 pm
"My father had taught me to be nice first, because you can always be mean later, but once you’ve been mean to someone, they won’t believe the nice anymore. So be nice, be nice, until it’s time to stop being nice, then destroy them."

Laurell K. Hamilton
A Stroke of Midnight (via drythroats)

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